I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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