Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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