Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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