Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
