Duck Duck Cougar?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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