he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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