sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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