Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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