Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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