come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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