so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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