apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I will pee on everything he values.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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