yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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