god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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