in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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