Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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