so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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