so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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