Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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