I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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