She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
