just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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