i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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