Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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