Apparently you make a good broom.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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