you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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