I am in a vortex of obligation.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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