Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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