Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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