Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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