ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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