She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He told me they were just razor bumps!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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