Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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