She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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