I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
