yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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