You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.