and i looked up. we had an audience...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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