Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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