69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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