capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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