Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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