So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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