How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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