How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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