when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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