I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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