My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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