where am i from again
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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