No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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