This is not my ceiling
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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