why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Vodka?
Forever.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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