Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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