Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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