Nicole vs. Life
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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