Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
