I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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