Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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