I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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